One man. One shaft of #2 destiny. The chart only goes up because the tip is already sharp.
The lore: somewhere between a stationery aisle and a Denzel filmography, a legend was carved. $PENCIL isn't backed by anything except vibes, wood grain, and a sharpener with trust issues. No utility. No roadmap. Just a man who is, factually, a pencil.
Every poster is canon. None of it makes sense.
Phantom, or whatever holds your dignity and your Solana.
Buy some Solana on an exchange, send it to your wallet. This part is real, unlike Pencil Washington's Oscar chances.
Paste the contract address above into your DEX of choice. Confirm. You are now legally a Pencil Washington shareholder.